The Harpy: Archive

Jan 1st

Paul Krugman drinks the hatorade.

kellanheller: from here: “I’d suggest that we call the decade past the Big Zero. It was a decade in which nothing good happened, and none of the optimistic things we were supposed to believe turned out to be true.” Really? Americans are so disgustingly myopic. Nothing good happened this decade? Look at all the technological achievements we made in the last 9 years. The economic problems only...

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

Dear Claire Pickard and Meagan Dermody,

nihilification: I you. HAhaha. We love you too, you silly science nerd, you.

Dec 31st

Good morning killer king, you're a star.

That’s gorgeous, hold it right where you are.

Dec 31st

thinking about liveblogging 'zona getting stomped...

kellanheller: but perhaps i won’t. If you do a play-by-play, I will unfollow you. And that would just be unfortunate because your hipster posts make me laugh.

Dec 31st

-alaska: you know how lawyers get paid like 300 dollars an hour? why don’t musicians get paid as much? we put in so much more money. with the instrument itself. keeping the instrument playable (new strings, bow re-hair, fix cracks). all the extra things needed (sheet music, music stand, rosin, metronome, tuner, cloth, humidifier, etc.) summer camps. college. graduate school. audition fees....

Dec 30th

tea-for-one: Lola - The Kinks I sang this for...

Dec 30th

bassists are my weakness.

(via tea-for-one) Mine is really intelligent guys who speak their mind. Gets me every time. But there are most definitely some cute bassists out there.

Dec 30th

comfort me. hate me.

http://www.formspring.me/ivyandsteel

Dec 30th

“And then, there’s another kind of love: the cruellest kind. The one that almost...”

– Iris Simpkons (played by Kate Winslet) in The Holiday (via bitchville) My life.

Dec 30th

formspring.me

brosephstalin: Why does everyone think you and Kellan will be in the 2028 presidential election? I am clearly superior to both you mofos. CLAIRE PICKARD ‘28! Your argument is invalid Ask me anything NOPE. TELL ME WHEN YOU LEAVE THE DENIAL CHAMBER.

Dec 30th

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I AM GETTING PRETTY ANNOYED HERE

Sam Nelson/Kellan Schmelz, I am getting a lil’ bit annoyed with all this future-president nonsense. I could take either of you in an election. Hell, I could take both of you in an election. With my frontal lobe tied behind my back. Maybe we’ll have to wait ‘til 2028 to see who’s right, but if there were an election contest RIGHT NOW, we all know who would win. WHY DOES...

Dec 29th

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brosephstalin: How many EV’s will Kellan Schmelz defeat you by in 2028? Hmm, anywhere from zero to 30 I think. I’m somewhat of a realist. How many votes will Samuel Nelson defeat Kellan Schmelz by in 2028 or 2032? Ask me anything WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK YOU TWO HAVE A SHOT? CLEARLY, I WILL TAKE ALL.

Dec 29th

formspring.me

brosephstalin: THE QUESTION SHOULD BE HOW MANY ELECTORAL VOTES I WILL WIN OVER YOU. 400-138. AND THAT’S BEING COMPASSIONATE. SHOUTY SHOUTY. Haha, well we shall see my good sir. if you and kellan run against each other in a presidential election, im going to write in claire pickard. fair warning. Hahaha, you mean WHEN we run against each other. Ask me anything Hahahah YES. I didn’t even...

Dec 29th

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I just spent 3 hours and a ridiculous amount of...

mechelle: ivyandsteel: mechelle: ivyandsteel: mechelle: ivyandsteel: IM TOTES HALPING TEH ECONOMY U GUISE. haha i was at work. how did i miss you? No waaay. I was there from 6- 9:10. They pretty much had to shove me out the door. Were you anywhere near the dressing rooms? haha oh no. i was up at the front pretty much the whole time, but i got off at 8. i thought i saw you walk in,...

Dec 29th

I just spent 3 hours and a ridiculous amount of...

mechelle: ivyandsteel: mechelle: ivyandsteel: IM TOTES HALPING TEH ECONOMY U GUISE. haha i was at work. how did i miss you? No waaay. I was there from 6- 9:10. They pretty much had to shove me out the door. Were you anywhere near the dressing rooms? haha oh no. i was up at the front pretty much the whole time, but i got off at 8. i thought i saw you walk in, but i wasnt sure. PS yes...

Dec 29th

I FOUND MY PROM DRESS.

mechelle: I just cant find the price. So I HAVE to make a trip to Chesapeake tomorrow to look at it and get it before anyone else. suck on that. now someone find me a date. Is it from All The Rage? I got that catalogue too. Also, If I can’t find a date either, WE SHOULD GO TOGETHER. PA prom will never have witnessed such magic and beauty.

Dec 29th

I just spent 3 hours and a ridiculous amount of...

mechelle: ivyandsteel: IM TOTES HALPING TEH ECONOMY U GUISE. haha i was at work. how did i miss you? No waaay. I was there from 6- 9:10. They pretty much had to shove me out the door. Were you anywhere near the dressing rooms?

Dec 29th

I just spent 3 hours and a ridiculous amount of...

IM TOTES HALPING TEH ECONOMY U GUISE.

Dec 29th

formspring.me

kellanheller: brosephstalin: You better not run for president in 2028 because I have that shit reserved, broseph. - carsonsuggs. Hahaha. Well good sir, I dare say I have myself an opponent Nah, it’s mine bitches. Fuck that. What makes you guys think you can beat me- the world’s hottest Libertarian-Communist hybrid?

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

Faggotry

kellanheller: you are all fucking faggots, die in a fire. YOU CAUGHT ME. I LIKE VAGINAS. I think I will now go locate a blazing building and sit there, awaiting my inevitable doom.

Dec 28th

formspring.me

AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO, MEAGAN BRIANNA DERMODY. IT MUST HAVE BEEN COLD THERE IN MY SHADOW TO NEVER HAVE SUNLIGHT ON YOUR FACE YOU WERE CONTENT TO LET ME SHINE THAT’S YOUR WAY YOU ALWAYS WALKED A STEP BEHIND SO I WAS THE ONE WITH ALL THE GLORY, WHILE YOU WERE THE ONE WITH ALL THE...

Dec 28th

Ask me anything.

No thank you. I dont eat cupcakes, silly. That is a damn shame. How do you survive? ask me something

Dec 24th

formspring.me

cfc22s: SOUP NIGGA I don’t like your language, CP. Post your comment, question, etc. here! THAT WAS NOT ME. FERREALZ.

Dec 24th

formspring.me/ivyandsteel

How were the cupcakes? Delicioso. Want some? Claireee, why don’t you update your Wordpress anymoreeee? I forgot about it! Thank you for reminding me. It’s much more interesting than my tumblr. LISTEN. You need to calm down. I love you forever and ever, Rachel Downing. http://www.formspring.me/ivyandsteel

Dec 24th

The other formspring is just too hard to use

Plus, I need to fit in. Heaven forbid I be left in the dust of a new tumblrfad. http://www.formspring.me/ivyandsteel Ask me anything. Tell me anything. EDIT: I typed the url wrong. Silly me.

Dec 24th

No matter what I say or do,

nihilification: I’ll still feel you here ‘til the moment I’m gone. Set me free; leave me be. I don’t want to fall another moment into your gravity.

Dec 24th

is it wicked not to care?

(via tea-for-one) Never. I rarely do.

Dec 23rd

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?771257-E2n3dMMSrg

You are an amazing person! Just thought you should know. Why, thank you, m’dear. =) I MISS YOU, CLAIRE! Bet you can’t guess who this is… …Someone who misses me, perhaps?

Dec 23rd